Things to Do, Free Self-Guided Tours, and Cheap Eats

What you want are GREAT things to do!

Tight Arse Tours is FREE! Every single tour can be viewed, downloaded, printed…and completed…without paying a single cent to a dodgy tour operator. There may be some small cost for public transport, taxi, or even bicycle hire, but at least you’ll be sure you get what you pay for.

Our Cheap Eats are just that! Cheap to eat…and FREE to download.

Try one tour…or try a dozen. Eat your way through the local cuisine. When you’re done, tell us what you thought, either by submitting a Comment on the Tour, or by ranking using our Star Rating system.

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Cheap Tours in Sydney, Australia
There are plenty of great places to see in Sydney, and despite the harbour city being so popular with tourists, you can escape the crowds and experience a bit of local culture.

Cheap Tours in Melbourne, Australia
Melbourne is becoming famous for its laneways and backstreets. We’ll help you find some of the best ones.

Bike Tours in Sydney, Australia
If you have a bike, the best rides are “station to station”. These tours try to give you the most convenient start points.

Cheap Bus Tours
Catching a bus can be a cheap way to cover lots of ground in a short space of time. Because the run “above ground” you’ll see more than on the train network.